A list, in the psuedo-style of my friend Charles
- M.I.A.'s new album hurts my ears in a bad way.
- leftover pizza and milk
- guilt
- You know that little nubbin that appears if you chew on the inside of your cheek right at the corner of your mouth? That's weird. It's like a mouth nipple.
- I hope no one ever chews on my nipples.
- popping my back
- Sgt. Whiskers likes to sing while he wrestles with his toy doppelganger, Mr. Chuckles.
- I wonder if cats can be embarassed?
- Solitary.


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