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I'm glad I don't work for a teen magazine.

They are pretty inane. I am, however, having fun writing a freelance piece on prom fashion. Would you believe the following styles are available for purchase to minors? Actually, I've heard some schools are experimenting with vocational training in the sexual trades, so look for these dresses on Future Sex Workers of America Club members. They're the new 'FFA brings camo to the Civic Center.'

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 "Have you met my ass crack? I'll introduce you when we sit down for dinner."
 
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No need to bother. The world's collective penis is already in her vagina.
 
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Spring Break 2007 Club La Vela Wet T-Shirt Champion
 
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To the girl who wears this dress: I forsee body shots in your near future. 
Posted on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 09:04PM by Registered CommenterApril | Comments2 Comments

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I remember being an 18 year old guy in high school, getting caught up in all the prom dramary, hearing girls talking about their dresses. There were a few dresses like the ones in the pictures you posted. (And I went to a Catholic high school...yikes!) And at 18, I thought that those dresses were "hot" and that the girls wearing them were "hot."

Three years later, I find those dresses to be in poor taste. There's nothing wrong with showin' a little somethin' somethin'. I wholly agree with your commentary on the pictures, especially "The world's collective penis is already in her vagina." May have to steal that one for everyday usage.
March 1, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterJon
Ew.
March 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterAngela

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