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I would like to take this opportunity to complain about something completely petty

What the hell is Victoria's Secret thinking when they make panties? Their bikini cut panties have, for years!, not fit anyone's ass. They are created with an extra pocket of fabric that sags right at the bottom of your butt, as if you need room for a prehensile tail or something. Or maybe they model them after diapers, so you have a little room to take a crap in your pants. I don't know. But it doesn't work. And the thongs are just as bad! They position this bulky seam right in the most delicate of areas so that all day you are walking around with a big knot right up in your cooter. Victoria's Secret is arguably the most recognizable name in women's underwear--you think they'd be able to get a pair of panties right. Okay, that's all I've got.

Posted on Monday, January 29, 2007 at 06:54PM by Registered CommenterApril | Comments1 Comment

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I hate Victoria's Secret panties of all kinds. They do indeed suck very badly. Have you seen THIS, though?

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V259955_EDIT_WR.jpg

For sale from Victoria's Secret. That "bra" costs $168 and the "thong" costs $98. I guess they are marketing to people who are too dumb to realize that they are buying a scrap of lace and string that looks like it's been through a shredder.
February 6, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterAngela

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