Here's the plan.
So, tonight I am going to hang out with Chuck Klosterman. If you don't know who Chuck Klosterman is, obviously you are not my friend, because he is my favorite author, and you would know that if you were really my friend. And if you didn't know that and by default are not my friend, why are you here? Maybe you want to be my friend? Better take a number, hombre.
Why would Klosterman want to hang out with me, you ask? I think the real question is why would Chuck Klosterman NOT want to hang out with me? And there is no answer to that question.
Later: the report on my (presumed) success in executing said plan.
April
The report is: success. The verdict: awesome. And that is all I have to say about that.
April
The follow up to all this is that now I have to do some real work and so I will do the work I've not finished for a week.
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