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So Jace obviously won the regional air guitar championship in Texas. Way to go King Tard! However, should he lose in New York, McSweeney's has some suggestions for alternate air activities.

Modern Air-Guitar Alternatives.

BY STEVE MCKNIGHT

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Air-tax-filing

Air-telemarketing

Air-demoralized-by-the-boss

Air-sneaking-into-your-office-late-without-drawing-attention-to-yourself

Air-spitting-in-customers'-food

Air-stealing-from-the-bar

 

Posted on Monday, March 20, 2006 at 04:25PM by Registered CommenterApril | Comments1 Comment

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"Air-sneaking-into-your-office-late-without-drawing-attention-to-yourself"

I am the absolute master at this. I have been doing it just about every day I work for the past 4 years. Ask me about my techniques sometime.
March 24, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterAngela

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