Old News
So Jace obviously won the regional air guitar championship in Texas. Way to go King Tard! However, should he lose in New York, McSweeney's has some suggestions for alternate air activities.
Modern Air-Guitar Alternatives.
BY STEVE MCKNIGHT
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Air-tax-filing
Air-telemarketing
Air-demoralized-by-the-boss
Air-sneaking-into-your-office-late-without-drawing-attention-to-yourself
Air-spitting-in-customers'-food
Air-stealing-from-the-bar


Reader Comments (1)
I am the absolute master at this. I have been doing it just about every day I work for the past 4 years. Ask me about my techniques sometime.